James Franco continues to be the worst.
He is now in a Motown band that's not quite Motown, but has a similar vibe? What the fuck does that even mean? Oh right you just--like everything else you do--take something that is cool and worthwhile, and then make it shitty. You bring the value down just by giving it a shot. So you can't really say it's the same, just a similar vibe.
A recent article at Videogum told us about his interview with Billboard, where he talked about his musical ambitions (I can't even say that without laughing. And then getting pissed).
Cool band!
So here is kind of how Franco's mind works:
-You like to write poetry, but it's not really poetry, rather just some words stapled together.
-You like Cormac McCarthy, so you'll make some of his books into movies. But don't worry other fans of McCarthy, these will probably just be based loosely on the source material, so they're not quite the same (i.e. Fucking terrible).
-You've acted in movies, so now you know how to make angsty art house flicks. You try to use your "degrees" as proof the flicks have value, thus confirming your work as a director.
Maybe, just maybe, Mr. Franco needs to just stick to one medium. I know he's just so talented that he can pretty much do whatever he wants, and be AMAZING at it, but I think he should try to perfect acting, or directing, or writing, or being a worthless human before he moves on to ruining other artistic forms. That way he might not be the worst (JK JK JK, he'll always be the worst).
What's next? Seriously? Like sidewalk chalk?
Oh, he already knows. He's so smart. He's been to like twelve schools and only bitched about getting bad grades once!
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