So that's why they switched from martinis to beer! The smooth taste of Heineken will make you a better person all around! You want to be suave around the ladies? Drink a Heineken. You want to build a castle out of 104 playing cards (with just shooting them out in front of you)? Drink a Heineken. You want Daniel Craig to think you're cool? You get it now.
I'm assuming that this was 007's secret all along. The martinis were just a cover. He's never really been a good secret agent on his own, but with the help of that green bottle...Well! He's the bee's knees. Pride of England! Now that Anton Chigurh knows his secret it's going to be like Kryptonite and Superman.
I'm still waiting for the, "Chilled, not room temperature" line. Love it! I can't wait!*
This movie comes on November 9, 2012. It is directed by Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road to Perdition, Jarhead, Revolutionary Road, Away We Go AKA way too good for Bond).
*I actually can wait, considering I've never really liked Bond movies anyway.
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